Wigjamcimstik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless crow.

Wigjamcimstik created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigjamcimstik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigjamcimstik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wigjamcimstik's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wigjamcimstik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine gulls approach from the east.

2. You must pray to Wigjamcimstik six times a day.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Wigjamcimstik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Wigjamcimstik loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.