Vadkennigzag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust dog.

Vadkennigzag created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadkennigzag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vadkennigzag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Vadkennigzag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vadkennigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Vadkennigzag's priests.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.