Bafbomcab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong dugong.

Bafbomcab created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafbomcab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafbomcab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bafbomcab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bafbomcab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bafbomcab.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.