Pingebvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart manatee.

Pingebvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pingebvil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pingebvil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pingebvil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pingebvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.