Fundodham is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured dove.

Fundodham created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fundodham, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fundodham, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fundodham's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fundodham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide if five turtles approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.