Zengesslad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy bee.

Zengesslad created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zengesslad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zengesslad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zengesslad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zengesslad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Zengesslad loves swans, so they must be respected.