Waportrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic bat.

Waportrip created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Waportrip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Waportrip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Waportrip's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Waportrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always obey Waportrip's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.