Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm wombat.

Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun, she will turn you into a rock.

Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must pray to Gidgublan Nadbessbus Hindambun four times a day.