Zogflapstragkonmilrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking dog.

Zogflapstragkonmilrul created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zogflapstragkonmilrul, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zogflapstragkonmilrul, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zogflapstragkonmilrul's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zogflapstragkonmilrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look at comets.