Ratnurlcap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying owl.

Ratnurlcap created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratnurlcap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratnurlcap, he will not invite you to parties.

Ratnurlcap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ratnurlcap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ratnurlcap.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.