Kanfemfub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate salamander.

Kanfemfub created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Kanfemfub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kanfemfub, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kanfemfub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kanfemfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.