Jipbegpaglinjatfut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty crab.

Jipbegpaglinjatfut created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipbegpaglinjatfut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jipbegpaglinjatfut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jipbegpaglinjatfut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jipbegpaglinjatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.