Fligkantetti is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless pigeon.

Fligkantetti created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligkantetti, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligkantetti, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fligkantetti's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fligkantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not stand on grass.