Pomgabgundusscibjignell is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent lobster.

Pomgabgundusscibjignell created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgabgundusscibjignell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pomgabgundusscibjignell, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pomgabgundusscibjignell's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pomgabgundusscibjignell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never paint your neck indigo.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Do not take Pomgabgundusscibjignell's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.