Zigsterpad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical naga.

Zigsterpad created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigsterpad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zigsterpad, it will not care at all.

Zigsterpad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Zigsterpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect your elders.