Sawflatgub is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying rat.

Sawflatgub created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawflatgub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawflatgub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sawflatgub's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sawflatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help great tits.