Mifyiklik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless lobster.

Mifyiklik created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifyiklik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mifyiklik, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mifyiklik's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mifyiklik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.