Batrullhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, bad-tempered cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Batrullhot created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Batrullhot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Batrullhot, he will be mildly annoyed.

Batrullhot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Batrullhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must love Batrullhot.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Batrullhot.

5. Never feed lots of onions to sheep while wearing orange corsets.