Karhamkentik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring deer.

Karhamkentik created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karhamkentik, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karhamkentik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Karhamkentik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Karhamkentik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing blue skirts and balancing four silver spheres on your back.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never wear black hats.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.