Cepxinmip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing mole.

Cepxinmip created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepxinmip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cepxinmip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cepxinmip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cepxinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cepxinmip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your neck cyan.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Respect your elders.