Niblanyoggetwabflat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet elephant.

Niblanyoggetwabflat created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Niblanyoggetwabflat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Niblanyoggetwabflat, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Niblanyoggetwabflat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Niblanyoggetwabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.