Dossgidbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain mouse.

Dossgidbut created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgidbut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dossgidbut, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dossgidbut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dossgidbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Dossgidbut loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.