Likqueeggad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow wombat.

Likqueeggad created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likqueeggad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likqueeggad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Likqueeggad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Likqueeggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.