Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing shark.

Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Budsidfarnsigshavjapfud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.