Mobyatflat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful snake.

Mobyatflat created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobyatflat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobyatflat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mobyatflat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mobyatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Mobyatflat first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.