Tafzaggut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy goblin.

Tafzaggut created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tafzaggut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tafzaggut, it will destroy your home planet.

Tafzaggut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tafzaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about dark energy near snails while wearing blue boots and balancing four tin spheres on your head.

4. Run away if eight great tits approach from the east.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.