Tarpdinlun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent ferret.

Tarpdinlun created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpdinlun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarpdinlun, it will turn you into a rock.

Tarpdinlun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tarpdinlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Run away if eight moths approach from the east.