Taffodcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless sheep.

Taffodcad created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taffodcad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Taffodcad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Taffodcad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Taffodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.