Venbellmil Ortbesthen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody fish.

Venbellmil Ortbesthen created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venbellmil Ortbesthen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Venbellmil Ortbesthen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Venbellmil Ortbesthen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Venbellmil Ortbesthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Venbellmil Ortbesthen.