Rattifbab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful wombat.

Rattifbab created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rattifbab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rattifbab, it will laugh at you.

Rattifbab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rattifbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.