Cidfossjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical finch.

Cidfossjin created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cidfossjin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidfossjin, it will curse you with boils.

Cidfossjin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cidfossjin's Holy Commandments

1. Cidfossjin loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear white rings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.