Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane badger.

Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan, it will manifest in front of you.

Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Monruljintigjansis Febhudjan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.