Mabstragrip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust chicken.

Mabstragrip created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mabstragrip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabstragrip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mabstragrip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mabstragrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mabstragrip.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.