Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, annoying jackal.

Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gupmutkarcut Sugkiphim Gencenbon on top of all buildings.