Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody dugong.

Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob, it will send you a sign.

Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Busciprill Hogbinkadyardudyarwegmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never mention hamsters.