Getcatbemmif is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless manatee.

Getcatbemmif created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Getcatbemmif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getcatbemmif, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Getcatbemmif's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Getcatbemmif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing gray kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.