Rakmisab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, generous swallow.

Rakmisab created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmisab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakmisab, he will cry a lot.

Rakmisab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rakmisab's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Always obey Rakmisab's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.