Saklitxin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate wombat.

Saklitxin created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklitxin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saklitxin, it will ignore you.

Saklitxin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Saklitxin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear white.

3. Retreat if four dolphins approach from the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.