Kikhassug is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous bird.

Kikhassug created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikhassug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikhassug, he will not care.

Kikhassug's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kikhassug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to turtles while wearing boots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Kikhassug six times a day.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Never run near capybaras.