Lunduttaf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident alligator.

Lunduttaf created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunduttaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunduttaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lunduttaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunduttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must never eat onions.