Sighakteen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet rhinoceros.

Sighakteen created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sighakteen, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sighakteen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Sighakteen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sighakteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Sighakteen loves badgers, so they must be respected.