Sanrutquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident shark.

Sanrutquag created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanrutquag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanrutquag, she will ignore you.

Sanrutquag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sanrutquag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Sanrutquag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Sanrutquag loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sanrutquag in the centre of the settlement.