Nigwabpit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak gorilla.

Nigwabpit created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigwabpit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nigwabpit, he will make you grow a tail.

Nigwabpit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nigwabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never wear yellow shirts.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect your elders.