Catquam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident hare.

Catquam created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catquam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catquam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Catquam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Catquam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill whales.