Damvogbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane mongoose.

Damvogbab created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damvogbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Damvogbab, he will curse you with boils.

Damvogbab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Damvogbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always help sick voles.