Dogsabsad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty badger.

Dogsabsad created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogsabsad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogsabsad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dogsabsad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dogsabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help doves.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Dogsabsad in the centre of the settlement.