Jignuttkom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent frog.

Jignuttkom created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Jignuttkom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jignuttkom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Jignuttkom's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jignuttkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing blue shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your face.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.