Cetsincatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise elephant.

Cetsincatdav created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsincatdav, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetsincatdav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cetsincatdav's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cetsincatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Retreat if three mice approach from the west.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never hop in holy places.