Quagquillkon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful raccoon.

Quagquillkon created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagquillkon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagquillkon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quagquillkon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quagquillkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.