Sawfuntimceb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing human.

Sawfuntimceb created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfuntimceb, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawfuntimceb, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sawfuntimceb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sawfuntimceb's Holy Commandments

1. Sawfuntimceb loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Sawfuntimceb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.